Presidential Confession

Presidential Confession
as told to Steven T

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
(not easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any
12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by
any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in
US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month
period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since
the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me
(15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person
in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military
occupation of a nation for no reason,
and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority
of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States,
called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any other president
in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any administration.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
best friends, presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former
CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most
resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in
US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
violated US law
by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't
contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years
turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving
in Maine
(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time
of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about my
illegal drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
my fathers library,
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
the board are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House,
Washington, DC
http://www.bartcop.com/

What would Gore have done?
The stock market would still have gone down.
We would be paying higher taxes.
There would be more attacks on America.
The only guns that would be still legal would be .22 single shots
without scopes.

Charlie Wolf wrote:
> Presidential Confession
> as told to Steven T
>
> I attacked and took over two countries.
>
> I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
> (not easy!).
>
> I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any
> 12 month period.
>
> I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
> I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation by
> any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did).
>
> After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
> the worst security failure in US history.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in
> US history.
>
> In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
>
> I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
> president in US history.
>
> I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month
> period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
> president in US history.
>
> I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since
> the advent of TV.
>
> I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
> any other US president in history.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
> I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
> take to the streets to protest me
> (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person
> in the history of mankind.
>
> I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
>
> I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
> history.
>
> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
> (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker
> named after her.)
>
> I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>
> I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
> any country in the history of the world.
>
> I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military
> occupation of a nation for no reason,
> and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority
> of the international community.
>
> I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
> history of the United States,
> called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).
>
> I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any other president
> in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
>
> I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
> remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>
> I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any administration.
>
> I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
> I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
> I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
> campaign donations.
>
> The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
> best friends, presided over one of the
> largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former
> CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
> I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
> (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
> I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
> year made the US the most
> resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in
> US and world history).
>
> I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
> of Europe (71%) view
> my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
>
> I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts.
>
> I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
> violated US law
> by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't
> contracts.
>
> I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
> than two years
> turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving
> in Maine
> (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
>
> I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time
> of war.
>
> I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about my
> illegal drug use.
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
> my fathers library,
> sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
> All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
> companies are
> sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
> All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
> the board are
> sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
> Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy
> policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> The White House,
> Washington, DC
> http://www.bartcop.com/
>
>
>

On 20 Sep 2003 14:50:03 +0200, Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header
(Charlie Wolf) wrote this crap:

> Presidential Confession
> as told to Steven T

Hey Dumbass! Clinton, and her husband already left the White House.
Deal with it.


Hero@Horvath.net

Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Charlie Wolf) wrote in message news:...
> Presidential Confession
> as told to Steven T
>
> I attacked and took over two countries.
>
> I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
> (not easy!).
>
> I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any
> 12 month period.
>
> I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
VEry informative....I guess truth hurts big time...

HOw about adding "led america to its another humiliating defeat.. in
war in a short time."