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05-02-2003, 09:13 AM
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Stage fright...
...Not being of sound mind...
...And being that no one else was available... ...I will be doing a guest shot at the Stratton Va. medical Center on May 6th 2003 in order to present a plaque for the... ..."Florence Nightingale Nurse of the Year", to whoever it might be... ...It is voted on by the Hospital staff, and I believe it is sponsored by the DAV... ...Our National Service officer will be on the road doing a mobile service office that week, so I get center stage... ...QUESTION... Now would it be in good taste to wear my "PYSCOVETS TEE SHIRT", and coonskin cap?,... ...  , Sid, send me brochure's to the "PYSCO SHACK RETIREMENT HOME/ VACATION PARIDISE" for distribution......I'll hire some kid to put them under everyone's windshield wipers in the parking lot, make lots of new friends... ...So I guess as long as I don't trip over my tongue,... I'll make it through it,... not good with large crowds, but don't think there will be a problem with 357's going off anyway there... ...(EDIT),...somebody write me a speech............
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05-02-2003, 11:42 AM
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Psyco Curtis
Fear not,my friend..You`ll do just F-I-N-E.F#&cked up-Insecure-Neurotic-Emotional
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05-02-2003, 12:28 PM
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It isn't
any different from talking to another person on a one to one basis. Communicate as if you were talking to a couple of your friends and just communicate naturally and normally. Works for me. I do it all the time.
Keith
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05-02-2003, 02:17 PM
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Alternative Method
You might want to consider the tactic/technique used by a local Catholic priest, as he was about to deliver his first homily: knock down a couple of shots of vodka, keep a full glass on the podium, take occasional snorts, just to keep your vocal chords moist. Only suggestion: remember it was a taffy pull at St. Peter's, not a peter pull at St. Taffy's that the priest was advertising.
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