Close shaves?

[rhodesian]

Anyone have any real close shaves. I never had any really close shaves while in the service apart from being shot at a few times in Bosnia and Northern Ireland(all incidents where nothing of any concern) but i did have a major close call when i was charged by a bull elephant while on a hunting concession in Matusadona,Zimbabwe. Elephant halted his charge literally a few feet away from me. My sphincter puckered up like beak of a honey sucker hahahaha, no really anyone have any really close shaves in Vietnam or anywhere else.

wayne

(brit para)