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A joke
Let me preface this post with the fact that although I didn't vote for G.W. I do believe that he's doing a decent job for us on the War on Terror. Other area's I feel not so good. I don't want to get into a political debate with this post. I Just thought it was pretty funny. I received it from one of my VN bros.
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual.." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and 9-11, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, he and Powell are caught in their lie that the weapons inspectors were thrown out of Iraq under Clinton, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asks "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." Bill
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