Aligator in Texas

[39mto39g]

Yesterday the animal rights people got all upset at some northside cops.
Seems the police were called out to remove a alagator that had come into there community unanounced.
The police responded, tied a rope around the 10 foot thing and proceeded to drag it slowly out of the area to some water area.
Well, on hand were some animal rights people that jumped in front of the pickup saying that draging the animal was inhumain. So the officer stoped took out his gun and shot it in the head, then put it in the back of the pickup.
That ruffuled a few feathers. I only wish he would have brought it to my house, Aligator tail. that is soooo good.

Animal rights people are a bunch of hipicridical idiots.

Ron

[phuloi]

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[SEATJERKER]

...wasn't Burt Reynolds in all those films...

...gators walking around down south is common, they stick to the sides of the roads where the channels are, creeks, lakes , culverts ah, culverts... their especially fond of them for nesting...

...had one clogged on base, and they sent the engineers out to clear it, tried ramming a 2 inch pipe through to break it up,...

... he ended up breakng his ankle trying to get out of the ditch with "mama' on his a$$ hissing up a storm...

...now I prefer the middle of parking lots, and roads in general down there then when walking...

...those yellow eyes, the size of a cue ball, let you know that there was something very large attached to it, and to give it a wide range...

..."needs more barb-a-cue sauce"...

[Jerry D]

I would have invited said Animale rights people to go right ahead and help the little 10' gator into the back of the pickup and after the first good samaritin got eaten I would ask the rest if they would mind me shooting the Gator to put it out of its misery (:eating activist has to give gators indigestion seriously folks I think the Animale control people did a great job also and I wished they would send me 12-24" of that gators tail It would make a great roast MMmmm Yummy

[Rebelwitho]

i could have useed it the meat is good and daddy needs a new pair of boots and a wallet.



Rebel

[39mto39g]

The problem was there was one game warden, and one injuried aligator, a whole bunch of people and even kids, one rode his bike up to the gator and bumped the gator on the nose with his wheel. Its just good fortune that the gator didn't go after someone. If it did, that would have been the game wardens falt for not killing the gator sooner.
Ya can't win, so ya might as well have a BBQ.

Ron

[Seascamp]

During the VN war the Texas Sailor/Gunners claimed that the Texas crocagator was the meanest critter in the world. This beast was alleged to have an alligator head on one end and a crocodile head on the other. When the question as to how this double-headed reptile crapped, the Texas answer was that it couldn?t and that is what made it so mean. Of course, I wasn?t into doubting what the Texas Gunners claimed, nope, not I. :cd:

Scamp

[39mto39g]

I tink he may have been refuring to the Tudukin.
6 legs 4 wings and one head, Nasty cridder.
Ron

[Keith_Hixson]

They could have cut off his tail, painted him yellow, and used him to fight pit bulls.

Keith

[philly]

Ron,

First dog meat and now gator. What living/dead creature won't you consider eating?