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Old 06-17-2005, 08:56 AM
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Talking The Most Powerful Word - Not In Dictionary?
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Well, shit...


Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit,


buy shit,

sell shit,

lose shit,

find shit,

forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit,things can look like shit, and there are timeswhen you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, the right shit,the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:24 AM
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And you can smoke it too!!!!
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:55 AM
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That's some cool Shit!
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No Shit!!!!!
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But then, some might say - "WHO GIVES A SHIT?"
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Is the new shit ro old shit?
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It also makes an excellent fire fuel.
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What kinda shit you burnin'
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See How Much Action You Can Generate With Just A Little Shit!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by b3196 What kinda shit you burnin'
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Well, at one time only "shitters", but then, there's also buffalo chips... mighty good fuel, kept many a tribe alive. When dry it starts quick, stays hot and doesn't smell all that bad either.
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