kids

[cadetat6]

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
>presented each child in her class the first half of a well known
>proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
>It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
>insight
>may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first
>graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
>
>1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
>
>2. Strike while the........................................bug is close.
>
>3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time.
>
>4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.
>
>5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how?
>
>6. Don't bite the hand that ..................... looks dirty.
>
>7. No news is................................................ .impossible.
>
>8. A miss is as good as a .............................. Mr.
>
>9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.
>
>10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...... stink in the morning.
>
>11. Love all, trust .................................... me.
>
>12. The pen is mightier than the .................. pigs.
>
>13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.
>
>14. Where there's smoke there's ................ pollution.
>
>15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
>
>16. A penny saved is ................................ not much.
>
>17. Two's company, three's ..................... the Musketeers.
>
>18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.
>
>19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ........you have
>to
>blow your nose.
>
>20. There are none so blind as ................... Stevie Wonder.
>
>21. Children should be seen and not ........... spanked or grounded.
>
>22. If at first you don't succeed ....... get new batteries.
>
>23. You get out of something only what you . ......see in the picture on
>the
>box.
>
>24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way.
>
>And the WINNER and last one!
>
>25. Better late than ...................................pregnant

[Jerry D]

Well put and very Funny

[Robert Ryan]

thanks for some humor to start off the day.