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Old 08-19-2008, 10:10 AM
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double?".
'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

"Oh..." I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.'
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake'?
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Old 08-19-2008, 10:12 AM
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