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Forum: General Posts 11-04-2006, 02:24 PM

Replies: 3 I am the flag of the United States of America. Views: 1,196 Posted By St. Michael's I am the flag of the United States of America. I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions...

Forum: General Posts 10-21-2006, 01:19 PM

Replies: 0 Clever Anagrams Views: 449 Posted By St. Michael's Clever Anagrams DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER

Forum: General Posts 10-15-2006, 11:21 AM

Replies: 4 World's Easiest Quiz! Views: 922 Posted By St. Michael's World's Easiest Quiz! Subject: WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! Hope you do better than me! WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing requires 4 correct answers!!!!) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? ...

Forum: General Posts 08-27-2006, 03:00 PM

Replies: 0 The Nudist Views: 446 Posted By St. Michael's The Nudist Subject: THE NUDIST. A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let...

Forum: General Posts 08-13-2006, 11:15 AM

Replies: 1 Menopause Jewelry Views: 823 Posted By St. Michael's Menopause Jewelry MENOPAUSE JEWELRY My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it...

Forum: General Posts 08-11-2006, 05:10 PM

Replies: 4 The Italian Lover Views: 1,754 Posted By St. Michael's The Italian Lover A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he...

Forum: General Posts 08-05-2006, 12:45 PM

Replies: 3 I Can Dream, Can't I? Views: 1,199 Posted By St. Michael's I Can Dream, Can't I? Subject: I Can Dream, Can't I? Bert finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat sinks. He finds...

Forum: General Posts 07-30-2006, 12:38 PM

Replies: 9 Texas Trivia Views: 746 Posted By St. Michael's Texas Trivia TEXAS TRIVIA Nobody asked for them, but here are some little known Texas facts: Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas ...

Forum: General Posts 07-30-2006, 12:29 PM

Replies: 2 Math Today Views: 1,071 Posted By St. Michael's huh? Cuantos tortillas??? No Hablo Espanol... As a "Tree Hugger" I do embrace the "Teaching Math in 1990" philosophy though... Have a nice day (and don't eat at Taco Bell)!

Forum: General Posts 07-29-2006, 11:14 AM

Replies: 4 The Cake (Poetic Justice) Views: 921 Posted By St. Michael's The Cake (Poetic Justice) Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies' group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the Bake sale and after...

Forum: General Posts 07-16-2006, 02:45 PM

Replies: 1 Riddle of the Day Views: 1,348 Posted By St. Michael's Riddle of the Day Riddle of the Day Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one.

Forum: General Posts 07-15-2006, 12:37 PM

Replies: 11 Hate It When This Happens Views: 1,849 Posted By St. Michael's Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder what the theme was for that... Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder what the theme was for that ice sculpture contest???

Forum: General Posts 07-11-2006, 07:20 PM

Replies: 5 Facelift Views: 859 Posted By St. Michael's Too Funny... That was HILARIOUS! I will definately share it with my friends. Thanks for the laugh.

Forum: General Posts 07-10-2006, 08:21 PM

Replies: 5 Facelift Views: 859 Posted By St. Michael's Facelift This is really a funny joke! A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the...

Forum: General Posts 07-07-2006, 07:14 PM

Replies: 0 Words to live by... Views: 504 Posted By St. Michael's Words to live by... Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very...

Forum: General Posts 06-25-2006, 05:56 PM

Replies: 0 How to install a wireless security system: Views: 1,083 Posted By St. Michael's How to install a wireless security system: How to install a wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and...

Forum: General Posts 06-06-2006, 06:25 PM

Replies: 1 Subject: 3 problems solved Views: 1,061 Posted By St. Michael's Subject: 3 problems solved Subject: 3 problems solved A win-win situation: Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans. Put the excess Florida alligators in the moat.

Forum: Family 06-02-2006, 08:02 PM

Replies: 19 Why Grandpa Tom Can't Babysit Anymore Views: 5,818 Posted By St. Michael's Shocked and Appalled! You are a DISGRACE to Grandparenthood Grandpa Tom! No wonder you can't babysit the grandkids anymore. Shame on your Bad Irish Ass! Not really - just kidding. Very Funny stuff.

Forum: General Posts 06-01-2006, 06:47 PM

Replies: 1 Just for Laughs! Views: 843 Posted By St. Michael's Just for Laughs! The very first ever Blond GUY joke..... And well worth the wait.... An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They...

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