Just a little levity folks

[Stick]

We all know the smile : ) and the
: ( frown lexicons but how about the a...sicons?
There's the (_!_) a regular .-ss
and the (__!__) a fat A...s
the (!) tight A...s
(_*_) sore As...
{_!_} a swishy A...s
(_o) an .-ss that's been around
how about (_x_) kiss my A...s
and (_X_) leave my .-ss alone.
We've all been a (_zzz_) tired .-ss
and known a (e=mc2) smart As...
We wish that we had money coming out of our (_$_) .-ss
but there's always the (_?_) dumb As... that gets more than we do.
Assuming that we see the : ) and : ( sent to us on a regular basis in e-mails it isn't much of a stretch to think that what you see here will be coming your way often and you just might see me marking the spot (_ x) for those that we know and love so well.
Welcome home to the Patriotfiles.

[DMZ-LT]

Guy goes by a bar that has a sign out front " Happy Hour Special , Lobster Tail and Beer" Thinks to his self , I gotta stop , thats three of my favorite things !

[Boats]

Subject: Menopause jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, ......bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big f_c_ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.