The Slug That Roared!!

[HARDCORE]

Many people feel that Hussein is genuinely attempting to comply with UN resolutions? Some of these very same people also believe that the Moon is made up of green cheese too!

Saddam has just issued (yet another) edict that says, in effect, if you don?t like the pace at which I am destroying al-Samoud Missiles, ?Tough Shit!? His posture is one of ?IT?S MY WAY, OR NO WAY AT ALL!?

?He has also threatened to stop the destruction of these banned missiles if we don?t shut the hell up!?

Meanwhile, down the road, North Korea is threatening a nuclear response should we get involved with them! ?That would be the biggest damned mistake that any fool in the history of the world has made!!!? For any such action by them would be met with an interest rate that they could never re-pay! It has also been reported that North Korea has offered Hussein asylum! Kim Jong Il and Saddam Hussein - ?Now there is a marriage made in Hell!!?

One warning however, should Hussein take up residence in North Korea and should he and Kim ever split the sheets (have a dispute), those of you who relish the taste of Kim Che, had better be careful what you are biting into! If it has hair on it, it could be the cheek of Saddam?s ass!!

?YUK?