The Mouse That Roared Ii

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?THE MOUSE THAT ROARED 2?

For such a little dude (morally), Hussein sure has a big mouth, and overgrown with fungus at that! With an estimated population of around 20 million people, if you don?t count camels and sheep, Saddam is relying heavily upon the development of ?Weapons of Mass Destruction? to bolster his sagging ego and limp dick (Mr. Viagra). But look out ?Oh Infested One?, for this is a two way street, and our ?Big Boomers? (bombs) are far bigger and more plentiful than yours!!

?And here?s yet another bone for us all to gnaw upon!?

With the United States harping on Israel about not bringing down what?s left of Arafat?s Dog Coop (compound), and urging the Israelis to let this ?Sand-Weasel? (Arafat) go free (again), even Afghanistan is getting in on ?The Mouse That Roared? act.

You may (or may not) recall the old Peter Sellers movie in which an impoverished little European nation declared war upon the United States knowing full-well that it would lose. This tiny nation, however, reasoned that when they lost the war, the United States would (as usual) be forced to support and rebuild them, as we have done with half the planet in the past!

Well, Afghanistan too feels that we should totally rebuild their nation after we eliminate the terrorist enclaves that they knowingly allowed to flourish there? ?Maybe they would like us to reconstruct them on the order of Beverly Hills or Brentwood perhaps?? I mean what the hell, we can always kill more urgent domestic programs to pay for this ?Phoenix Project?, and if anybody bitches, we can always send in ?Der Homeland Security? to quash any protest, legal though it may be! I shouldn?t complain though, as Bush ain?t
doing all that bad a job as a ?United Nations Aficionado!?

I know, I know, Bush has been slapping the hell out of the UN of late, but all that this means is that he is operating on a similar premise to the Veterans Administration - you know, ?ADVERSARIAL PATERNALISM!?? And oxymoronic though it may be, this ?Practice? is pandemic and not just limited to certain bodies, nations or individuals. All too
many (internationally) mistakenly believe that you have to slap around the ones that you claim to love in order to keep them in line! (A VA Mainstay)

This of course, is not to imply that some international entities don?t need their ears pinned back (financially and rhetorically) occasionally! Hell, the United Nations would be object lesson #1 in my book, as ?Arrogance and Incompetence Goeth Before A Fall!? And in my
humble opinion, the UN would instantaneously deflate if one was to remove all of the hot air and BS from their (near) worthless asses!!

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