Creamed Toast, A La Mosul!?

[HARDCORE]

?Uday & Qusay Hussein may be just a memory?, as these ?Two Aces from the Iraqi Deck of Infamy? may have been trumped (big time) in Iraq? overnight!

?Task Force 20?, an elite strike force, supported by the famous ?Screaming Eagles? of the ?101st. Airborne Division?, capped off a (reportedly) gargantuan firefight that left at least four people toast (Mort, Morta, Morto, Muerto, Tot, and absolutely Dead)!!

Among the bodies found in an ordnance-shredded home in Mosul, Iraq, were two, thought to be those of Saddam Hussein?s sons, Uday & Qusay. Although shot all to hell (literally), testing (DNA etc) was supposedly underway to determine (without a doubt) that these were indeed the offspring of Saddam!?

?So what does this mean?? If indeed, these bodies once belonged to Uday and Qusay, can Saddam be far away?

Apparently, and considering the fact that these two wanted despots were still ?In Country?, the Hussein Boys had not given up on recapturing power? And unlike Usama bin Laden, the ?High Profile & Egos? of these guys would not allow them to merely slip away to some well supplied hole in the ground to await the departure of U.S. Forces! ?This error in judgment, just may have cost them their asses!?

According to sources, these ?Bad (Hussein) Boys?, like many a gangster of old, went out in a blaze of in-glory! As a matter of fact, the house that they were reported to be hold up in, was pulverized with a variety of ordnance, minus the kitchen sink! As such, I wonder if the Husseins ever visited Switzerland (the birthplace of LSD), because (from initial reports), they sure as hell resembled ?Swiss Cheese? in the aftermath of the action!?

From what I heard, Bonnie & Clyde looked good, compared to what is being tentatively identified as the pulverized remains of the two Husseins! One question, however - ?Who (spiritually-speaking) use to belong to the two other corpses discovered on site, people very high in rank or (Hussein) relatives I suspect!??

Like I said above, the amount and variety of ordnance used in this U.S. strike was massive indeed, including M-16s, 50mm and even Tow Missiles no less! And maybe as a result of this deluge of lead, a message will be sent to a few other world-class maniacs?! It being that: ?They can run, but they can?t hide, and their turn may be coming soon, if they don?t smarten up their crap!?"

Gee, what ever will become of poor GWB when we run out of enemies to zap? No more ?Boom-Boom? for Georgie Boy!??

All kidding aside - Task Force 20 and the 101st. Airborne did one helluva sweet job in taking care of the situation! And yeah George, even though you were not personally over the scene in your Air Guard F-102, ?YOU TOO? are to be applauded for a job well done!! ?More Carrier Landings Anyone!??

Finally, at $15,000,000 reward each, you can bet your backside that the information leading to the worldly departure of the Hussein Boys came from some ?Hungry Iraqi Big-Wig? who was too use to champagne and caviar to change his dining habits at this late date!! (opinion)

?What did you say the reward for Saddam Himself was, $25,000,000?!? Man, that will buy a whole lot of camel steaks, as well as a nice little 50 room pad on the French Riviera, right along side the digs of Jacques Chirac.

?Hey, maybe the informant and Chirac can shack-up together and share expenses!?? Naw, that will never work - Schroeder and Putin might get jealous!? Besides, I hear that Jaques was on the top floor of the Eiffel Tower when news of the Husseins' fate was released, and it may have upset him so much that he crapped his pantalons (draws)! I wonder if that is the reason for the current fire atop the structure?

"Now come on Jaques, you know better than to fart in rarified air, and too near an open flame at that!"

Oh, and no sooner had the news of "Usay and Qusay (possible) Departure For The Infernal Regions" hit the tube, when President GW again pointed the finger at Syria and Iran for also harboring terrorists! As such, I think that the ?Bomb Shelters Building Industry" in these two Middle Eastern enclaves just might be a good business venture to go into right about now, don?t you think?!?

?GIVE ?EM HELL GEORGE!!?

VERITAS :ek: