life is explained

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On the first day God created the cow. God said, "Youmust go to the field with the farmer all day long andsuffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'llgive back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sitall day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a lifespan of twenty years."The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give meten years and I'll give you back the other ten." SoGod agreed.

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.I'll give you a twenty-year life span."The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twentyyears? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat,sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give youtwenty years."Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back,and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years weslave in the sun to support our family; for the nextten years we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit onthe front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained.