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Old 09-15-2005, 05:27 AM
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Default Morning Humor!

The minister began to pray with a rapturous look on his upturned face.

"Dear Lord, without you we are but dust."

He would have continued, but at that very moment, a little girl leaned over to her mother, and her audible shrill little girl voice asked, "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point.
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