Morning Humor!
The minister began to pray with a rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Dear Lord, without you we are but dust."
He would have continued, but at that very moment, a little girl leaned over to her mother, and her audible shrill little girl voice asked, "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point.
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