MORE things I wonder about

[82Rigger]

Why does ROUND pizza come in a SQUARE box?

Why do people go up into tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from TWO people for President and we choose from FIFTY for Miss America?

When someone is executed by lethal injection, why do they sterilize the needle?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

When I was young we used to go "skinny-dipping".
Now that I am older, what is it called? "Chunky-dunking"?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Keith? Keith!!!