Tree Hugger

[Raggedy Ann]

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[b3196]

Makes me wanna fire up the ole chain saw and cut a tree down.
Good one Ann
bOOger

[Keith_Hixson]

She has been reading too many posts by Bob K. and the like.

Keith

P.S. I thought the Joke was funny, but don't let it out. I also have come under the disgusting influence of Bob K.

[b3196]

Keith
Why is that the word "disgusting" and my name seem to appear quite regularly in the same sentence?
bOOger

[QM3steve]

Thats a hard way to get a little wood. Don't you think, bOOg?

[Keith_Hixson]

[Keith
Why is that the word "disgusting" and my name seem to appear quite regularly in the same sentence?
bOOger]

I don't know Brother Bob, but it just flows out kinda naturally.

[b3196]

Keith
OK....Thats an acceptable answer....
bOOger