Morning Humor
News Release for the Pharmaceutical World:
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
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09-09-2003, 09:07 AM
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