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New Missionaries: Tim is a pilot and flies missionaries
and supplies into the bush once a month.

Earline Johnson will be entering the hospital again
this week for testes.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday
at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch their
kill as they face talented representatives from Ascention
Academy.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They
need all the help they can get.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement at noon this coming
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.

Mister Finkel will demonstrate his organ today at
4 PM in the sanctuary. Please make every effort
to attend.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to
defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing
to do something on the new carpet will come forward
and get a piece of paper.

Is frustration getting you down? Don't let it kill you --
Rely upon the church for help.

Irving Beltson and Jessie McNeely were married
on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began way back in their school days.

For the word of God is quick and powerful -- piercing
even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.

The Reverend Merriwether spoke briefly, much to
the delight of the audience.

Twenty-two members were present at the church
meeting held at the home of Marsha Crutchfield
last evening. Martha and Peggy Rankin sang a
duet "The Lord Knows Why."

Next Sunday Marcie Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The Pastor will then speak on
"It's a Terrible Experience."

Dorothy Dean and Eric McDonald request your
presents at their wedding. They will be joined in
holy matrimony Saturday afternoon with a reception
fallowing in the church annex.

We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of
every kind and they may be seen in the church
basement Friday.

We have received word of sudden passing of
Reverend Smith this morning during the worship
service. Now, let's sing "Praise God from Whom
All Blessings Flow."

[hooah]

Where do you get these?

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Daniella :

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