Why isn't this on the Food Channel?

[b3196]

Here's this poor young lady tryin' to teach the unfortunate male populace how to survive alone and you pervs have nothing to talk about but the size of her mamamary glands. Ya'll disgusting......and one other thing, did I fail to mention that I would drink her bath water. eat the corn skins out of her......and pay five dollars to smell the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes away her underwear.

[revwardoc]

A cautionary tale of gift giving:

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/videoPage.aspx

[brownshoe]

Originally Posted by b3196

......and one other thing, did I fail to mention that I would drink her bath water. eat the corn skins out of her......and pay fire dollars to smell the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes away her underwear.

Don't hold back now, tell us how you really feel.

Steve