The "ULTIMATE" example of company loyalty!

[revwardoc]

http://funreports.com/2004/11/01/56905.html

Sperm to the rescue

Romanian factory workers donate sperm in order to save their factory from going bankrupt. Apparently, sperm is one of the most valuable commodities that is also in great demand on the market in this South-European country. Besides, the workers of this ex-Socialist country possess nothing else aside from it.

According to a spokesman of the "Kampulung" factory, which manufactures 4x4s, the facility owns creditors a little over $12 000 000 USD. Sperm-bank located just around the corner from the car-manufacturing facility pays $32 per ejaculation. The workers, after hearing about this remarkable opportunity, rushed to the sperm bank to donate their sperm in order to pay back the creditors. One of the union leaders stated the following to the "Sun" newspaper:

"Judging by our technical-economic plan, it turns out that if 1000 workers will donate their sperm regularly in the course of 2-3 months, we will be able to collect enough financial means to pay of the debt in its entirety. In the meantime, it is very rewarding to observe young workers trying to do their best to save this facility along with all the working personnel here."


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I wonder if they get paid overtime for this?!

[DMZ-LT]

These guys are really PULLING for their company !

[b3196]

32 bucks per load!!! I'll think I'm gonna retire in Romania......Can I live on $32.00 a week over there????
Bob K

[revwardoc]

Bob K,

$32/week?!! Is that all you can "come up" with?!! Give me a few months over there and I can retire!

[razar]

HEY PEOPLE,IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS.
BACK IN THE 70'S I WORKED AT THE OKLA.HEALTH SCIENCE CENTER AS AN ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION DONOR.
-IT WAS HARD WORK,AND THE WORK COMES AND GOES IN SPURTS-

[b3196]

Doc
That depends on who's doing the extraction.....At my age Im going to need a helping hand
Bob K

[revwardoc]

Bob K,

Don't look in my direction!! However, I can supply you with some "inspirational" DVD's.

Did you see Naked Gun 33 1/3? There was one really funny bit in it where Lt. Drebin, claiming a bad elbow, went undercover to a hospital to get some information on a suspect. It turned out to be a sperm donor clinic; a very hilarious sequence!

[b3196]

Doc
Did see it, funny scene!!! and you're not my type

HEY ANDY!!!! Wanna go to Romania, I'll split the 32 bucks with ya
Bob K