From the bottom of my heart

CONVICTED?!? Why heck, me an John ain't never even been indicted yet! They can't prove a gol-darn thing!

And-besides that-I've decided that I ain't gonna turn myself in on that "Rocky" thing unless the reward gets over $4. So there!

[b3196]

Fred
39" legs.....WHOA!!!! OK I give up, who was it?

Taylor
Its good that you understand these guys sick, warped sense of humor (As quoted by Keith).....I've tried to fix this problem but as you can see it takes but one trashed-out post (usually by Keith who is a man of the cloth, I might add ) to make the rest of these "sick puppies" jump on the band wagon, and send a perfectly good thread like this one, right down the toilet. Please forgive these poor demented souls, for they know not what they do (more religious lingo).
Bishop bOOger Graham

[SEATJERKER]

...

...I have hesitated in voicing any facts pertaining to the matter of bOOger bOb, but I must forwarn thee,..



...you have been warned, bOOger suffers from "diducdesizeofdem", and there is no cure,...

...please show some pity, and mercy at the same time,...


...

[Packo]

Taylor,

I doubt seriously that your Uncle would have been as perverted by his military service as Bob was. I believe he would have been a great man, one of infinite wisdom, and damn good looking, like.... Paco. You would never see me trash a beautiful thread like this one. It is obvious that Keith and Bob have lost their minds. Suffer the children unto me.

Father Packwolski

[b3196]

Does this look like the Rev Packwowski is working with the children suffering unto thee.......Well its not!!! He the sickest one of the bunch. I have made a comitment to myself and the powers-to-be, that I will heal his demented soul....Its gonna be tough.but I can do it
Yes that is Packo....Third one from the right
Pope bOOger

[Keith_Hixson]

Brother Bob,

You put one ugly guy with a couple of young women it makes them look better than they really are. Scary picture. Scary I say.
Did the young ladies have police protection?

Keith

[b3196]

Keith
What you have is three roses in a thorn bush, and as far as police protection goes....NOPE. There's never one around when you need em.
Officer bOOger

[Packo]

It was a healing session I was attending. As a priest it was my duty to assist these young women in healing their wounds. It was a laying on of the hands due to the unusual swelling I noticed they were having. It didn't work so I had to keep trying. The good Lord and I know the truth. It's all I need.

Father Packwolski

[goodnessgracie]

Curtis,

"Diducdesizeofdem"??? Nice one...

bOOgerLee,

Are you sure that's not the fifth boob from the right? (Just kidding, Father Packwolski. You'll have to bless me later.)

[1CAVCCO15MED]

Bob, remember the stripper? She told me she had 39" legs and I have been in a state of shock ever since. The horror!