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Old 10-25-2008, 05:57 AM
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Default Funny story!

It's so easy even a child can understand!

I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,

'If you were to be the President, what's the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that.

You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, 'cause she's only 6.

And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'



And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

Even children understand.
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Old 10-25-2008, 12:24 PM
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Default SuperScout,...

FUNNY for sure.
But, and even better than that, such isquite telling or revealing about: "Die Hard" or
Devoutly Duped Dem Parents, whom would automatically even vote for Osama Bin Laden
if Obama, Pelosi & Kennedy like Dem gods endorsed him, & also ACORN & DNC wanted,
approved & recommended that sicko fo The Presidential Ticket.

Yeah, that's right.
Obviously UN-coached & not yet brainwashed 6 year olds could vote much better & wiser
than typically herd-like & easily guided (even-off-a-cliff) Dem Cattle or Sheep usually do.
Also most so young haven't been taught to Viciously Hate Bush & All Republicans,...YET.

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Old 10-25-2008, 02:43 PM
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He he, obviously the Mom was off-track and missed the opportunity. Alas, she needed to say, ‘give me the $50 bucks to spend on myself and then I’ll go rant against the injustice of it all‘. Welcome to reality, eh. Bottom line, nothing gets done but the Ma gets a new do at the parlor, but for the people, of course.

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