Chicago Bears..... Ya gotta love em...not

[kenmar]

----What do you call 47 guys sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Chicago Bears!

What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.

How do the Chicago Bears count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

What do the Chicago Bears & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!

How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
Put up goal posts!

Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
To Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Why doesn't Joliet have a professional football team?
Because then Chicago would want one.

Why was Dick Jauron upset when the Bears'playbook was stolen?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

What do the Bears and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

[catman]

Hey Ken, tell us how you really feel!

Trav