?Ah-So!? Waiting with baited breath to see the ?Magnificent Moron? (Sad Sack Saddam) appear in person on TV this morning, there I sat upon the edge of my seat, mind and senses alert and keen (Hell, I even took a bath in anticipation of the occasion!!
Once and for all, the ?Creepy One (Hussein)? would show his flea-ridden carcass, prove that it wasn?t but a per-taped rerun, thump his hollow chest, and belch forth (or is that fart) a speech of defiance and yet more lies!
Instead of ?So-Damned Insane?, however, the Iraqi Information Minister (Mustafa Geobles, only kidding) plastered his abundant nose before the camera and shoveled the same old shit infinitum!!
So where is Saddam and his promise to give a (LIVE) soliloquy? One can not stand and deliver when he is talking from beneath 6 feet of and, or hiding (possibly wounded) deeply within some skunk?s ass, now can he!
So let?s cut through the bull shot oh flatulent one - present yourself hero, or could it be that you are already half way to Brazil, or possibly even Hades!! If Bull Shit and Oil are assets in Hell, then you (Hussein) will be very wealthy. Far richer in fact, than the multitudes of your own people who you sent (and are sending) there before you!!
?Hey (again), I really loved your live speech!?? The dude what delivered it (Information Minister) was damned near as ugly as you are! And talking about this Information Minister, I thought that w had fried his hash too, but oh well - NEXT TIME!!
?YOU KEEP TALKING HUSSEIN, WE?LL KEEP BOMBING!!?
VERITAS
