Its All An Illusion

[HARDCORE]

According to the diluted ?Iraqi Information Minister?, the Coalition is running away!? This Babylonian Boob is also claiming that the Republican Guard Is Completely in Control, the Coalition is no where near Baghdad, Iraqi Ammunition Is Plentiful, the presidential palaces are intact and safe, and ah, yes, ?Allied Vicory? is all just an illusion being generated by distorted Colition Pipe-Dreams, ?OR IS THAT IRAQI NIGHTMARES!??

Man, this turd (Iraq?s Information Minister), must have attended the ?Der Fuehrer?s Schule Aus Stier Dunger (Hitler?s School of Bull Manure)! ?Either that, or he has been raiding the LSD Locker again!??

Alas, if ?Bull Shit? was ammo, Hussein?s Regime Would Never Run Out!

And speaking of ammunition, Iraq is urging it?s (fast) dwindling troops to fight on, even with their hands if needs must! Of course, they will have to pull their thumbs out of their asses first!!

Getting back to illusions, France and Germany are still demanding that the United Nations run the show ?After Saddam Finishes Getting His Ass Kicked?, and they (Frogies and the Sour Krauts) are insisting upon playing a key role ($$$$) in rebuilding Iraq after the war!

See, and all of this time you thought that fantasy only existed within the pages of the "Brothers Grimm??

VERITAS