With ?Chemical Ali?, or at the least his bodyguard, pushing up Iraqi mushrooms, the fertilizer is still flowing freely from the ass of ?Iraqi Al? (Babylonian Misinformation Minister)!
According to one of the multitudes of experts peddling their wares over the flatulistic airwaves, we are nearing the stretch run? This particular expert (an ex-General) is setting the terminus of this war (Gulf War II) at about two days, as far as Baghdad is concerned! Of course, mop-up and the formalities, again according to a qualified (?) media adviser, will take more time!
Again, it was just reported that the ?Iraqi Information Minister? has ordered the people of Baghdad to remain calm!? This is easy for him to say, as I am sure that both he and Saddam (if the bum is still breathing), are wearing their ?Kevlar Jockstraps!!? But if some young marine gets his way, neither Hussein or Iraqi Al will need the former for long as Saddam?s Nuts will probably soon be decorating a wall at the Coalition HQ at Baghdad International Airport!!
?Hussein, if still among the living, may soon be singing in soprano!!?
EMBALM SADDAM!!!!
VERITAS
