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"Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You"
"Signs Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You"
1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. 2. He actually *does* have your tongue. 3. You find a stash of "Feline Of Fortune" magazines behind the couch. 4. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed. 5. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip. 6. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM." 7. You catch him with a new Mohawk, looking in the mirror, saying, "Mew talking to me? Mew talking to me?" 8. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed. 9. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper. 10. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
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