Just More Talk/and Little Walk

[HARDCORE]

In typical political faction, the President attempted to filibuster his way out of economic hot water during his weekly radio talk show! Granted, his heart and intentions were in the right place, but his modus operandi reeked of Merlinism, magic wand and all!

At the same time that two of Saddam?s daughters were lording the virtues of their fleeing dad, one of who?s husbands was unceremoniously knocked-off by ?Dear Old Patter Saddam?, our President (Bush) was telling the nation how grand we have (or will have) it in the near future!? Why hell, President Bush even visited a factory that was on the verge of putting on three (count?em -3) brand new employees!! (WOW)

At the same time that this ?Fool?s Gold Rush? was going on, National Park Workers were lamenting the facts of ?Out Sourcing!? A move that would allow contractors outside of government employ to take over jobs normally held by experienced, caring wild resources personnel, and turn them over to day laborers at a fraction of the pay, creating yet more ?Working Poor!?

Ya know, maybe this (outsourcing) in itself could lead to more jobs! After all, someone will have to clean up the graffiti, beer cans and wine bottles lest behind by these dumpster-divers turned business execs! (OPINION)

In (typical political fashion) response, a ?Bushonian Bull-Master? retorted: ?How can these federal employees possibly have any pride in their jobs? After all, what satisfaction is there in just cutting grass or picking up trash?!? Well Mr. Bureaucrat, what satisfaction is there in shoveling shit for a living, even if it is done in an expensive three-piece suit, with your lunch box filled with escargot and bubbly, rather than mustard sandwiches and tap water!? Or is that sushi, as the last that I heard, the Japanese already control the concession rights in Yosemite and who knows where else? Hell, maybe Liberia is in charge of changing the toilet paper at the White House, the condom dispensers in the House, the whiskey dispensers at the Senate, or the colotomy units at the Supreme Court? LOL

With the new thrust on to blitz our national parks with (outsourced) day labor, I can not help but wonder if the park animals will welcome these ?Trouncing Troopers? (Many of them tipsy in my opinion) with open arms, just like it was supposed to be in Iraq? I also wonder if the locals (Squirrels, Skunks, Trout, and chipmunks, etc) will assist us in finding the infamous joker in this deck of shame - ?WHERE ARE YOU HIDING SMOKEY!?

We have bombed your caves, blasted your cubs, and tied a can to your big hairy ass, and soon, we are going to stretch your neck from the nearest giant redwood, if we can find you that is! ?Hell, at least give us one of your doubles to hang, as all of you bears look alike to me!? (LOL)

VERITAS