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Old 01-07-2004, 03:46 AM
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Wednesday, January 07, 2004


NEW YORK -- Now that Britney Spears is a single woman again, she already has at least one potential beau: Hugh Hefner.

The 77-year-old Playboy founder said he's interested in adding the pop singer to his bevy of beautiful blonde girlfriends.

"Britney would make a great girlfriend," Hefner told Us Weekly magazine for its Jan. 19 issue.

"Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now," he said. "I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid."

Hefner said he'd also like to see the 22-year-old Spears appear as a Playmate, as well as Catherine Zeta-Jones.






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Old 01-07-2004, 07:24 AM
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:06 AM
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They say : "The older the buck, the stiffer the horn", or is that - "The stiffer the buck, the older the horn!?" LOL

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Old 01-07-2004, 10:13 AM
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Viagra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will need it after Jason........

enough..........
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:14 PM
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I think he holds stock in Viagra!
Yuck! He's old enough to be her GRAND-father! Thats just plain disgusting.
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Old 01-09-2004, 04:31 AM
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DL,

You should have said "Great Grandad"

Almost four times older than her.

eenough........
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