Humorous accident reasons

[cadetat6]

Humorous Auto Accident excuse

1 An invisible car came out of no-where, struck my car and vanished.

2 I have been driving for 40 years, when I fell asleep at the wheel.

3 I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law

And headed over the embankment

4 The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

5 The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out

of its path when it struck my front end.

6 The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him

7 The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth

[HARDCORE]

Cadet at 6 -

I believe it - honest!!

VERITAS

[Andy]

This one was handed in to me.
"It was the Policeman's fault. I was driving at a safe speed when I saw the Policeman looking at me. So I drove into the car in front of me."

By the way, he was stoned and drugs were found in the car.

Stay healthy,
Andy

[DMZ-LT]

Some times weed makes you a little paranoid , so I have been told. Someone once told me they were driving and knew if they didn't slow down going into the next turn they would wreck but when they went to downshift they noticed they were in second gear going 15 mph. Don't try this at home - leave it to the professionals