New Drugs Just for Women

[82Rigger]

New Drugs Just For Women:


B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration
and credit limit of spending spree.

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. (Or
your classroom until Christmas break)

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music (hey! I resemble that) and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked now?"

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
Anniversary, or phone number.

A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
herself.


T R I O P E N I N
Has both child-proof and adult-proof lids.

[Jumper208]

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music (hey! I resemble that) and pickup trucks.

Where can I get this drug. That is just the woman I'm looking for!

Good post Steve, I LMAO

[Jerry D]

Great Post Steve (LOL) thanks...