Fishing Joke

[82Rigger]

Bass Pro Blind Cashier



A woman went to Bass Pro to buy a rod and reel for

her grandson's birthday. She didn't know which one

to get so she just took one over to the counter. The

Bass Pro salesman there was wearing dark glasses.

She said, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything

about this rod and reel?

He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll

drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything

you need to know about it from the sound it makes.

She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter

anyway.

He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod

with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. Test line. It's a

good all around combination; and it's on sale this

week for only $20."

She said, "It's amazing that you can tell all that

just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.

I'll take it!" As she opened her purse, her credit

card fell on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he said.

As she bent down to pick up the card, she

accidentally broke wind. She was really

embarrassed, but then realized there was no way the

blind clerk could tell that it was she who did it.

Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only

person around.

The man rang up the sale and said, "That'll be

$34.50 please."

The woman, totally confused, asked, "Didn't you tell

me it was on sale for $20? How did you get $34.50?"

"Yes Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, but the duck

call is $11, and the catfish bait is $3.50."

[Chas H]

Sven and Oly rent a boat to go fishing on a local lake. After hours of no results they finally start pulling them in.
Sven says to Oly "We got to mark this spot so ve can come back here annudder day".
Oly takes out a marking pen and makes a big X on the floor of the boat. "Dere, dat should do it" he replies.
Sven shakes his head in disagreement and asks, "How do ve know ve get the same boat next time".