Blind Man

[cadetat6]

blind man walked into the pub. He moved up to the bar and asked for a beer. On delivery, he asked the bar tender if he could tell a good blond joke.

From the stool to his left, he heard. "The bartender is a woman. The bouncer is a woman. I am a woman with a black belt in karate. The lady to my left is a professional boxer. The lady to your right is a professional weight lifter and wrestler. And we are all blonds."

She continued: "Now, do you really want to tell the joke?"

The blind man thought for a moment or two and then responded. "No, not really. I don't really want to explain it five times."

[Jerry D]

LOL

[82Rigger]

Married joke...



Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast
into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up
the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my
wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out "so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam
the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into
bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts
like she is asleep every time.