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Old 08-03-2005, 07:04 AM
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everybody watch the 3m Golf Tournement of Champions this weekend. I will be marshaling on the 17th Tee. Should be alot of fun. Have never been involved in anything like this before, girlfriend works for 3M and thought it would be a good idea. Had to pay $65 to volunteer, but they give you a nice Polo shirt, nice windbreaker/raincoat, and a nice baseball cap, not to mention a meal ticket for every 4 hours worked and two free passes for anyone you want to give them to. i can go watch everyday and get in free with my name tag, tickets for this event for all days cost something like $1100 so I guess $65 is not too bad.

Anyway, watch for me and you can yell out at your local watering holes...."hey I know that guy!" , no not the golfer the a_ _hole telling everyone to be quiet in the background!
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:37 AM
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I think part of your job is to wash the players balls
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:33 AM
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That?s just stupid! You don?t ever wash your balls in golf. You try to teach them to swim.
Trav, you going to try to teach the pro?s balls to swim? Remember, handle with care. There could be a tip in it for you.

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Old 08-03-2005, 11:51 AM
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I know for a fact that they wash their balls....They have this thing you stick your balls in and work it up and down till your balls are squeeky clean. Thats Travs job........Its kinda like circumsizing elephants....The pays not good but the tips are big
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You mean a Jewish American Princess built a machine to wash her husband's balls? How very ingenious! But couldn't that hurt?
What does, "squeeky clean" mean? How does it differ from real clean?
Trav, you taking all this in?

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Squeeky clean is when you wash your balls so hard that the green grass stains are removed (dont ask me how they got there to begin with) then you dry your balls with a clean towel . Make sure you get out all the moisture from those crevasis. Now rub your balls and they should squeek......If they dont, go back and do it again. Trav, You definitely should be taking this all in....If not you will be this weekend.
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:17 PM
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You "Psyco" guys are just sick!!!

All in all it went pretty good today. Warm ups for the Pro's. they had a Pro-Am today and tomorrow. Kinda wierd BSing with guys that you watch on TV every weekend. Kinda a deju-vu thing.

Tee time 0830hrs tomorrow.

Keith, try to keep all these sick vets in line would ya!

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Enjoy Trav . They are sick puppies. Where do the players wives stay while this is going on ?
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Arnold Palmers wife used to kiss Arnold's balls for luck before each tournement.

Sure bet that made his putter stiff!

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