Wondering about the oil shortage?

[darrels joy]

> > A lot of folks can't understand
> >
> > how we came to have
> >
> > an oil shortage here in our country.
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > Well, there's a very simple answer.
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > Nobody bothered to check the oil.
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > We just didn't know we were getting low.
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > The reason for that is purely geographical.
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > Our OIL is located in
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > Alaska
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > California
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > Oklahoma
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > TEXAS
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > UTAH
> >
> > and
> >
> > Wyoming
> >
> > ~~~
> >
> > Our
> >
> > DIPSTICKS
> >
> > are located in
> >
> > Washington DC