>DWI - Wyoming style...

[sfc_darrel]

>DWI - Wyoming style...
>Only a Wyomingite could think of this .... from the county where
>drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
>
>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Baggs,Wyo.
>After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
>that
>he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
>minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
>
>After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
>vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat
>there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
>and drove off.
>
>Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
>fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a
>couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved
>the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still
>for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.
>
>At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and
>started to drive slowly down the road.
>
>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
>up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
>over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
>
>To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
>having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
>have to ask
>you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must
>be
>broken."
>
>"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy. "Tonight I'm the designated
>decoy."