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04-04-2007, 03:54 PM
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The Most Versatile English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST VERSATLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ,,, Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most versatile and functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, and you better duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit (or not) and serve shit on a shingle. Some think that they are Hot Shit, while others think they're full of shit. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's one of the basic building blocks of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not ... Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!! Have a nice day! 
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04-05-2007, 09:02 AM
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Yup liked it, and sometimes people just don't give a shit. And if they did I wouldn't take any of thier shit, so don't give me any of your shit.
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 If your going to suceed your going to have to know how to deal with failure. (Joe Torre).
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04-06-2007, 08:27 AM
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Carlin, " you can take shit, leave a shit, give a shit.
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If your going to suceed your going to have to know how to deal with failure. (Joe Torre).
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