Of Media Bias and Rottweilers...

[MORTARDUDE]

Of Media Bias and Rottweilers...

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Chicago park, when one is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Bears fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter, who starts writing again. "Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bulls fan, either," the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Bulls. Which team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Punk From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet."