Why Men Are Just Happier People!

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The garage is all ours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's "just too icky!"

When channel surfing we don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.

Wrinkles add character.

We can go to the bathroom without a support group.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare out our chests when we're talking to them.

We can't get pregnant.

The occaisional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

One mood, ALL the time!:cl:

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

We know stuff about tanks.

We can open our own jars.

Hot wax never comes near our pubic areas.:ek:

We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite us to something, he/she can still be our friend.

All our orgasms are real!

Our underwear is $6.95 for a 3-pack.

Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when we walk in the room.

We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

The same hairstyle last for years, even decades.

We don't have to shave below our necks.

One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, we can be lifelong buddies.

We can "do" our nails with a jacknife.

We never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

We can Christmas shop for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

The world is our urinal.