Daily Humor!

[SuperScout]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[BLUEHAWK]

Oh crap, I reckon that means a WHOLE bunch of us are lesbians... what'll this do to morale and unit cohesion!

[DMZ-LT]

:cl: Got my first liquor license in 1963 and have kept it current ever since

[SuperScout]

How to say "I love you" in 25 languages.....


English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai Shite Imasu

Italian
Ti Amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni

Swedish
Jag Alskar



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Nice Butt, Get in the truck

[revwardoc]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right
next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake.

The barber says to her, "You know, sweetheart,
you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."