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10-30-2003, 10:55 AM
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Daily Humor!
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first
night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that. On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says: "Go to the theater." 
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